May 2013
May 25th
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Apparently the Gatsby movie is all modern music and I’m gonna cry from disappointment.
May 25th
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May 25th
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miracleday: if you think your shot face is ugly take a look at the one you make when you take a sip of a strong drink and can’t swallow right away Or you know… Just get your friends to buy you like $30 worth of expensive mixed drinks at a nice pub because.. Well.. I have no idea they are too nice I am not worth that
May 25th
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Y’all have some time to ask me questions. I have been drinking. I will not answer “what is your bra size” or “will you do a topless Tuesday?” Because I know you cunt muffs love me but those are the only questions I ever get.
May 25th
Never apologize for reblogging or posting cat...
May 25th
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mouzeron: Skateboards home drunk wish me luck Yeah I’m 100% fine and alive no worries.
May 25th
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Skateboards home drunk wish me luck
May 25th
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May 25th
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Anonymous asked: draw a panda bear? or an otter?
May 24th
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Dialectical Behavior Therapy
So I am currently doing some relatively expensive DBT therapy and I was wondering if you guys would like me to teach you what I’m learning so you can benefit too? Maybe I would do two posts a week or something. It would both teach you and help me learn it better.
May 24th
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So I'm going to Paris next week for just one day....
OH MY GOD JEALOUS!!! When I was in Paris I hadn’t slept in 58 hours so I don’t really remember it too well.
May 24th
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2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
May 24th
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I just… I just want… I just want a Delorean.
May 24th
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“Rabbits seem really stupid. They just rabbit around being rabbits.”
– My dad.
May 23rd
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peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life In my high school there was this really really...
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